The Art of Mobbing in Germany
“Placed 14 senior engineers on 30-day PIPs right before Q4 bonuses. They all resigned voluntarily before deadline. Flawless framework.”
“I renewed the entire sales department within 3 months and paid zero severance. Pure strategic genius!”
Justin Case
Managing Director (MD)
Ben Dover
VP-Sales
“A savagely brilliant dissection of German corporate warfare. It transforms labor law into high-stakes psychological chess and bureaucracy into an art form.”
The Meow York Times
Books & Business Review
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Workplace & Culture
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Are you serious? Really, are you serious?!
Stop searching for sneaky ways to let your team go. They are your greatest asset!
Let us be honest. Navigating workplace friction, remote fatigue, and performance dips in Germany is challenging. But sustainable growth does not come from quiet firing, endless PIPs, or severance battles. Real business resilience happens when you rebuild team morale, psychological safety, and deep company belonging.
At EXMACHINE Berlin, our mission is clear: Rebuilding Human Relationships in the Age of AI. While digital automation and automated tools optimize operations, they also create workplace isolation, fragmented silos, and burnout. True employee engagement, cross-functional synergy, and long-term retention require authentic, real-world human connection.
We design high-impact, unconventional B2B event formats that transform team dynamics, boost workplace productivity, and reignite authentic commitment across your entire organization.
Whether you want to break social isolation through curated cross-company connections for single professionals, energize your workforce with memorable kick-offs and milestone celebrations, or immerse your talent in interactive team-building rituals, we engineer every single detail turn-key.
Retain your top talent. Protect your culture. Build an unstoppable team.
We Have No Room for Boring Events
Reinventing corporate socials in Berlin. From our signature masked B2B singles matchmaking (Off the Record) to interactive icebreaker socials and custom company gatherings, EXMACHINE designs structured, high-impact experiences engineered to boost employee wellbeing and break workplace loneliness.
Matchmaking ❤️
Discover Berlin’s premier B2B corporate singles matchmaking event, 'Off the Record'. Designed as a proprietary, masked, and structured format, Off the Record brings together verified professionals behind city code names and masks. Eliminating small talk and swipe fatigue, this HR-supported experience fosters authentic, zero-rejection connections in a privacy-first atmosphere.
Experiential Events 🪄
Transform standard team gathering into high-engagement corporate experiences in Berlin. From bold icebreaker rituals to curated interactive games, our experiential event formats are engineered to break social barriers, boost employee satisfaction, and cultivate genuine workplace relationships in a safe, structured setting.
Custom Corporate Events 💼
Tailor-made B2B event solutions designed around your company’s unique culture, HR wellbeing goals, and employer branding strategy. Whether scaling internal networking, crafting bespoke corporate socials, or hosting unique team-building formats across Germany, we handle end-to-end concept engineering, venue sourcing, and execution.